My Asshole Starves
(a-ron)
I was good little boy
My parents loved
and bought me toys
Then one day I
went to schoo al
I did a jump into
the poo al
The teachers
asked, what are ya doin?
And I just laughed
and started screwin’
You see my friend
underneath me
She had her mouth
around my pee pee
I let it go and it
did swim
Into her cooch and
through the gym
Later on in my
life
I rejected her as
my wife
So now you may
wonder why
The title seems a
bit divine
Well in the end no
one cares
About my ass and
how it flares
When I sit down to
take a shit
I rub my prick and
watch it spit
This is the end of
this song
Now close your
ears and move along.