Wait Until I come

(lovingly, a-ron)

I’ve got a big ol’ penis

And haven’t used it in years

I dream of sex with women

And then I have a few beers

If a buffalo stomped my nuts tomorrow

Would I even care?

My friends would beat me up

Then fuck me on a dare

If only that girl would have waited

Until I came

She mighe remeber my name

It falls flat every time I try

It’s hard to be motivated

They just seem to hate me

And wish that I will die